Velociraptor-Free Workplace
THIS IS A VELOCIRAPTOR-FREE WORKPLACE IT HAS PROUDLY BEEN 25,915,000,000 71 million years x 365 days per year DAYS SINCE THE LAST INCIDENT
A workplace safety sign claims that the building has been free of velociraptors for 25.915 billion days, supposedly since the dinosaurs went extinct. The joke is the absurdly precise statistic and the implication that a dinosaur-free workplace is an achievement worth tracking, parodying industrial accident counters. EN: A workplace safety sign claims that the building has been free of velociraptors for 25.915 billion days, supposedly since the dinosaurs went extinct. The joke is the absurdly precise statistic and the implication that a dinosaur-free workplace is an achievement worth tracking, parodying industrial accident counters.
workplace sign / табличка на рабочем местеvelociraptor pictogram / пиктограмма велоцираптораred prohibition symbol / красный запрещающий символdinosaur silhouette / силуэт динозавраwooden door / деревянная дверьsafety notice / предупреждение по технике безопасностиnumber counter / счётчик днейblack lettering / чёрные буквы
- @beobanka / 35591 2024-06-14
- Type
- image
- Size
- 687×800 · 64.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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