Velociraptor-Free Workplace Sign
THIS IS A VELOCIRAPTOR-FREE WORKPLACE IT HAS PROUDLY BEEN 25,915,000,000 71 million years x 365 days per year DAYS SINCE THE LAST INCIDENT
A workplace safety sign proudly announces that there have been no velociraptor incidents for 25.915 billion days. The joke comes from treating an absurdly impossible dinosaur-free workplace record like a normal industrial safety statistic, making it useful as an absurd reaction to exaggerated claims of safety or success.
workplace sign / табличка на рабочем местеwooden door frame / деревянная дверная рамаwhite poster / белый плакатblack text / чёрный текстred prohibition circle / красный запрещающий кругvelociraptor silhouette / силуэт велоцираптораgreen statistic panel / зелёная информационная панельlarge number / большое число
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 14440 2026-05-24
- Type
- image
- Size
- 646×800 · 56.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
- Added
