Urinal Sensor Sells Your Data
The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir if they wanted to scans everyone’s penis, they would have put a camera in your mouth
A dark-mode social media post jokes that urinal sensors scan people’s penises and sell the data to Palantir. The reply escalates the absurd conspiracy by claiming that a camera in everyone’s mouth would be used instead if the goal were to scan everybody. It is used as an absurd, darkly humorous reaction to surveillance paranoia. EN: A dark-mode social media post jokes that urinal sensors scan people’s penises and sell the data to Palantir. The reply escalates the absurd conspiracy by claiming that a camera in everyone’s mouth would be used instead if the goal were to scan everybody. It is used as an absurd, darkly humorous reaction to surveillance paranoia.
- @eternalclassic / 91360 2026-07-19
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- social media screenshot
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- absurd dark humor
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- en
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