Uranium Delivery Takes 4.5 Billion Years

When I ordered 100g of uranium 238 but the delivery guy took 4.5 billion years

A man approaches a car and then sits in a dark vehicle, followed by a lingering close-up of his serious face. The joke is that uranium-238 has a half-life of about 4.5 billion years, so the delivery took unimaginably long; the clip is used as an absurd reaction to extremely delayed service or waiting. EN: A man approaches a car and then sits in a dark vehicle, followed by a lingering close-up of his serious face. The joke is that uranium-238 has a half-life of about 4.5 billion years, so the delivery took unimaginably long; the clip is used as an absurd reaction to extremely delayed service or waiting.

• @eternalclassic / 84555 2026-03-08