What Is Time?
"Time is absolute" - Isaac Newton "Time is relative." - Albert Einstein "Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks." - Karl Marx “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” - Ford Prefect “Cannot run out of time. There is infinite time. You are infinite.” - Zathras "If you fall, I will catch you, I will be waiting... Time after time." - Cyndi Lauper "This is no time to argue about time. We don't have the time." - Deanna Troi "People assume that time is a strict progression from cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff." - Dr Who
A collage presents humorous quotes about the nature of time, attributed to historical figures, fictional characters, and celebrities. The joke escalates from Newton’s and Einstein’s serious definitions to increasingly absurd, philosophical, and pop-culture explanations. It is used as a reaction to confusing discussions about time or to mock overly complicated explanations.
- @rzeczyzabawne / 21609 2025-10-03
- Type
- image
- Size
- 259×800 · 50.8 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, philosophical
- Language
- en
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