Tall People Versus Short People Update

Text on the meme

Tall People Short People More lakes have been added Tall People Players can relocate their necks To fit under doors Short People New armor recipes have been added Tall People Players can now perform “one Step” Down any staircase Short People New pathways have been added Short People Wireless Highway has improved For smoother fast travel

What it means

A first-person video presents absurd game-update notes for tall and short people while moving through a house. Tall people struggle with doorways and stairs, while short people supposedly gain lakes, armor recipes, pathways, and smoother “wireless highway” travel; the rapid movement and occasional whacking sounds make the fake patch notes feel like chaotic gameplay. The instrumental track “Menu a” by TENDO Kid from Super Smash Bros Melee adds an upbeat video-game menu mood, making the clip work as a parody reaction to game balance updates.

Sound

♪ TENDO Kid — Menu a (From "Super Smash Bros Melee")

music / музыка whack, thwack

Objects

human arm / человеческая рука shower door / дверь душевой кабины bathroom sink / раковина в ванной bathroom mirror / зеркало в ванной doorway / дверной проём staircase / лестница stair railing / перила лестницы paper cutouts / бумажные вырезки large blade / большой клинок baby gate / детские ворота cat / кошка kitchen / кухня refrigerator / холодильник stove / плита wooden cabinets / деревянные шкафы carpet / ковёр wall clock / настенные часы fast motion blur / размытие быстрого движения