tech bros would say "stop wasting time eating" and create Soylent
The joke imagines tech bros treating eating as an inefficient use of time and inventing Soylent, a meal-replacement drink, to eliminate it. It satirizes startup culture’s obsession with optimization and turning ordinary human needs into tech products.
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