Seven Things Kids Need to Hear
7 things all kids need to hear 1 I love you 2 I'm proud of you 3 I'm sorry 4 I forgive you 5 I'm listening 6 RAID is not backup. Make offsite backups. Verify backup. Find out restore time. Otherwise, you got what we call Schrödinger backup 7 You've got what it takes
A dark social-media post lists seven affirmations that children should hear, but the sixth item suddenly becomes a technical warning about RAID, offsite backups, and Schrödinger backup. The joke contrasts heartfelt parenting advice with an overly specific sysadmin lecture, making it a reaction for programmers, IT workers, and backup-conscious parents.
social media post / публикация в соцсетиdark background / тёмный фонwhite text / белый текстnumbered list / нумерованный списокRAID storage system / система хранения RAIDoffsite backup / резервная копия вне площадкиcomputer backup warning / предупреждение о резервном копированииMastodon logo / логотип Mastodon
- @profunctor_io / 8487 2022-12-03
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- image
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- 800×659 · 48.6 KiB
- Mood
- wholesome, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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