I Drank My Best Friend's Breast Milk

I drank my best friends breast milk I 19m was out on a hike with my friend 20f (who has a 1 year old that she breastfeeds) when my blood sugar became dangerously low. I knew i was gunna pass out because i’m prone to it, and we had no food on us to stabilize my levels because we didn’t want to attract animals, plus I haven’t fainted in a while so I wasn’t worried about it. My friend essentially breastfed me for like a minute to keep me from passing out so we could hike back to the car.

A Reddit-style confession describes a 19-year-old man whose blood sugar became dangerously low during a hike. His friend breastfeeds him briefly to prevent him from fainting because they have no food and do not want to attract animals. The joke comes from the bizarre, unexpected solution and the bluntly casual way the intimate situation is presented. EN: A Reddit-style confession describes a 19-year-old man whose blood sugar became dangerously low during a hike. His friend breastfeeds him briefly to prevent him from fainting because they have no food and do not want to attract animals. The joke comes from the bizarre, unexpected solution and the bluntly casual way the intimate situation is presented.

• @eternalclassic / 41815 2023-11-14