Straight Men With Penis Fetishes

I'm not gay, but I want to suck a cock. Cocks look so juicy and tasty when you think about it. Just imagine slurping up and down a warm throbbing cock as a man stronger and bigger than you pats your head and calls you a good boy. I'm entirely straight. I just have a penis fetish. I had the same fantasies and was afraid I'm might be gay but I'm glad to see there are many straight men who have the same desires. im harvesting your ip address as we speak. by the morrow ill have sold it to evil warlocks for a sack of rice

A Discord-style screenshot shows an anonymous imageboard post describing explicit same-sex fantasies while insisting the writer is completely straight, followed by a reply claiming other straight men feel the same way. A later message jokingly threatens to harvest and sell someone’s IP address to evil warlocks for rice. The humor comes from the absurd denial, escalation, and contrast between the sexual confession and the fantastical threat. EN: A Discord-style screenshot shows an anonymous imageboard post describing explicit same-sex fantasies while insisting the writer is completely straight, followed by a reply claiming other straight men feel the same way. A later message jokingly threatens to harvest and sell someone’s IP address to evil warlocks for rice. The humor comes from the absurd denial, escalation, and contrast between the sexual confession and the fantastical threat.

• @eternalclassic / 39523 2023-09-30