Manipulative Virgin Workplace Story

Kinda reminds me of when I got outted as a virgin. Guy I went to high school with got hired at my workplace. >typically normie talk occurs about relationships. >everyone is of course chatting it up about exes >someone asks if I have any horrible exes and before I could even answer the new guy started shouting how back in school I never had a gf and am a virgin >round of laughter ensued and someone asked if it was true >as to NOT be made into a laughing stock and made a fool of I decided to double down on this and make the new guy look like an ass >"yeah, it's true I'm a virgin. I got molested when I was young and have personal contact issues" >room went dead silent followed by several apologies for laughing at me. >other coworker straight up calls new guy an ass for making fun of me. Being a manipulative cunt has it's moments

A workplace conversation about past relationships turns into a cruel joke when a coworker publicly reveals that the narrator was a virgin. The narrator responds with an invented traumatic confession, making the room fall silent and causing everyone to apologize while the bully is condemned. The joke is the narrator’s shameless, manipulative escalation and satisfaction at turning the situation around, used as an absurd reaction to social humiliation. EN: A workplace conversation about past relationships turns into a cruel joke when a coworker publicly reveals that the narrator was a virgin. The narrator responds with an invented traumatic confession, making the room fall silent and causing everyone to apologize while the bully is condemned. The joke is the narrator’s shameless, manipulative escalation and satisfaction at turning the situation around, used as an absurd reaction to social humiliation.

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