Straight Guy Falls for Delivery Customer

>be me >straight >skinny and 5'4 and frail twink >delivering food to this guy >hes really tall, well built, nicely dressed and has a chiseled face >im nothing compared to him >come up really close to me to take my food my food >damn he smells good >in a really hot and deep voice and a smile on his face he says "thank you very much and have a nice day" >he even gives me a headpat >instant throbbing boner this isnt gay right? why do i think of him so much straight man wouldnt describe himself this way, especially not one repping not a believable character description also doesnt feel in character for OP to say this wouldnt say this bad english unrealistic, this doesnt happen c-. bad premise poor character writing, see me after class

A 4chan-style greentext describes a supposedly straight, skinny delivery worker becoming intensely attracted to a handsome customer after smelling him, hearing his deep voice, and receiving a headpat. Red annotations mock the story as unrealistic, out of character, and poorly written, emphasizing that the narrator clearly sounds gay despite denying it. The meme is used to joke about obvious romantic or sexual subtext disguised as a straight-person story. EN: A 4chan-style greentext describes a supposedly straight, skinny delivery worker becoming intensely attracted to a handsome customer after smelling him, hearing his deep voice, and receiving a headpat. Red annotations mock the story as unrealistic, out of character, and poorly written, emphasizing that the narrator clearly sounds gay despite denying it. The meme is used to joke about obvious romantic or sexual subtext disguised as a straight-person story.

• @eternalclassic / 64884 2025-02-10