Straight Man Marries His Best Friend
I’m a straight man who married a dude. AMA! I married him, because I joined the Air Force, and if you’re married, you get housing pay and permission to live off base. He gets free healthcare. He’s my best friend who’s forever single and has mad health issues, including recurring prostate cancer.
A Reddit post shows a self-described straight man explaining that he married his best friend, another man, for military housing benefits and healthcare. The joke is the absurdly practical explanation for a same-sex marriage, made even darker by the friend’s recurring prostate cancer. It can be shared as a reaction to extreme pragmatism, bureaucratic loopholes, or unexpectedly dark humor.
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- @eternalclassic / 39111 2023-09-22
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