Jesus Died for Cos and Tan

If Jesus died for our sin, then who died for our cos and tan? MATHS Oh, this is all basic trig. You didn't learn this in school? God is the one, and Jesus died for our sin. sin² + cos² = 1 so Jesus² + cos² = God. By the rule of the holy trinity then, cos² = (holy ghost)^1.5 so the Holy ghost died for our cos. Now 1 + tan² = sec², sec = 1/cos, therefore God + tan² = (inverse Holy ghost)². The difference between God and the inverse Holy ghost is infinite, so tan² = infinity. In this way we determine that infinity died for our tan. Or, in more common terms, the inevitable heat death of the universe (the end of the infinite) is a consequence of our bad behavior. Way to go, pricks.

Скриншот Reddit с шуткой, которая псевдонаучно подставляет Иисуса, Бога и Святого Духа в тригонометрические формулы. Автор выводит, что за косинус умер Святой Дух, а за тангенс — бесконечность, превращая религиозную историю в абсурдный каламбур о грехе и тепловой смерти Вселенной.

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