Goblin Hentai Art Gallery

When Chris finished art school his professor warned him that no industry would view the giant, glistening goblin asses that he loves to paint as art, and that he would be better off painting trees or a clown. But Chris knew that he lived in America, the land where dreams are to be chased down and abducted, so he ignored the advice and painted obscene goblins with curvaceous, oiled asses to great success. And you know what? His dream came true. He opened his first gallery of goblins with huge asses, but the cops didn’t like it. It’s not porn, officer, it’s called hentai and it’s an art. The cops raided the gallery, but when they drew their guns and pointed them at the paintings of goblins with huge asses they were struck dumb. They weren’t ready for goblins with menacingly large asses holding basketballs at their side as if to say, ‘yeah, it’s bigger than a basketball.’ And they certainly weren’t prepared for seven huge goblin asses stacked on top of one another with ‘assfest’ written underneath it all crooked like a goblin wrote it. The cops were so intensely turned on that they forgot how to masturbate and their horny energy became trapped inside of them, driving them insane. Now cops are speeding across the city and smashing into other cop cars and exploding and dying. Cops are beating themselves to death with their nightsticks because horny for goblin ass is incurable by modern medicine. Some cops tried to jerk off their entire bodies and accidentally hanged themselves. This book is mostly cops dying in vivid detail. The characters at the beginning of the book quickly disappear and it becomes cops fantasizing about goblins with huge asses, and then dying over and over again until the book seems to run out of pages.

A page from a deliberately absurd fictional book describes an artist who paints goblins with enormous, exaggerated buttocks and opens a gallery. When police raid the exhibition, the paintings overwhelm them with ridiculous sexual arousal, leading to increasingly grotesque and nonsensical deaths. The green caption is the punchline: the artist insists that the images are hentai and therefore art, parodying defensive arguments about pornography and artistic expression. EN: A page from a deliberately absurd fictional book describes an artist who paints goblins with enormous, exaggerated buttocks and opens a gallery. When police raid the exhibition, the paintings overwhelm them with ridiculous sexual arousal, leading to increasingly grotesque and nonsensical deaths. The green caption is the punchline: the artist insists that the images are hentai and therefore art, parodying defensive arguments about pornography and artistic expression.

• @eternalclassic / 28386 2023-02-24