Buddha Pizza Enlightenment

>"Hey, uhh, Buddha, what do you want on your pizza?" >"If you have to ask... then you don't know." >Buddha then shot a random guy in the face, just shot him in the fucking face and killed him, he's dead now, holy shit >The student was enlightened instantly Why are all buddhist stories like this? Are you supposed to actually be getting something from this or are they just trying to fuck with white people?

An imageboard greentext depicts a student asking Buddha what he wants on his pizza. Buddha responds cryptically, then violently shoots a random man, and the student supposedly becomes enlightened instantly. The punchline mocks the absurd and opaque nature of stereotypical Buddhist parables, presenting extreme violence as sudden spiritual wisdom. EN: An imageboard greentext depicts a student asking Buddha what he wants on his pizza. Buddha responds cryptically, then violently shoots a random man, and the student supposedly becomes enlightened instantly. The punchline mocks the absurd and opaque nature of stereotypical Buddhist parables, presenting extreme violence as sudden spiritual wisdom.

• @eternalclassic / 58023 2024-09-26