Buddha Should Have Said Beer

Man comes to Buddha. Says "Buddha I am no longer interested in beer. Ive realised that its boring and degenerate. I must expand my mind and live as you live. What drugs should I take." Buddha tells him that he must wander and find it himself. This man wanders far and wide. Sucks cock for heroin etc. He returns to Buddha and says "Buddha none of it made me happy. What do I do" Buddha goes to the fridge and hands him a beer Man cries "but why didn't you just tell me this when I asked" Buddha: "you would not have believed me"

A man asks Buddha which drugs he should take to expand his mind and abandons beer. After trying extreme experiences, he returns unhappy, so Buddha gives him a beer from the fridge; the man realizes that Buddha could have simply recommended it, but Buddha says he would not have believed him. The joke mocks people who reject simple pleasures while searching for profound enlightenment. EN: A man asks Buddha which drugs he should take to expand his mind and abandons beer. After trying extreme experiences, he returns unhappy, so Buddha gives him a beer from the fridge; the man realizes that Buddha could have simply recommended it, but Buddha says he would not have believed him. The joke mocks people who reject simple pleasures while searching for profound enlightenment.

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