MapReduce or Stream Processing
You are in a room full of overlapping cron jobs. You can hear the screams of a dying MySQL server. An Oracle vendor is here. To the West, a door is marked “Map/Reduce” To the East, a door is marked “Stream Processing”
A stage presentation shows a text-adventure scenario in which someone is trapped among overlapping cron jobs and a failing MySQL server, while an Oracle vendor appears. The joke contrasts two data-processing approaches as ominous escape routes, parodying the dramatic language of fantasy adventure games and the pain of enterprise software choices.
projection screen / проекционный экранtext panel / текстовая панельstage / сценаspeaker in red shirt / выступающий в красной футболкеdoor marked Map/Reduce / дверь с надписью Map/Reducedoor marked Stream Processing / дверь с надписью Stream Processingcron jobs / задания cronMySQL server / сервер MySQLOracle vendor / продавец Oracle
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- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×600 · 43.9 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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