Pear Painter Conspiracy

Guys, there are two layers to pear skin. It’s not paint... https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Phenotypes-of-the-russet-and-green-fruit-skin-of-sand-pear-The-russet-a-and-green-b-skin_fig1_338978923# Say Happy Cake Day! Sounds exactly like what a pear painter would say/s Big pear secretly runs everything. They’re meeting in Davos next month.... you sure they don't meet in Pearis?

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread discussing the layers of pear skin. The comments jokingly reinterpret the scientific claim as evidence of pear painters and a secret pear-controlled global conspiracy meeting in Davos. The final pun suggests they might meet in “Pearis” instead of Paris.

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