Roommate Turns Himself Into a Brewery

My roommate suceeded in giving himself autobrewery syndrome by boofing yeast So for the past 2 weeks my one roomate. Our attic one that seems to always do dumb shit, has been using a enema system to supl aint brewers yeast into his colon in hopes of giving himself autobrewery syndrome. Which is where the body produces its own ethanol for one reason, metabolic issues, or another, shoving yeast up your ass. Well now he is drunk 24/7. Cant eat breat or any sugar or he gets smacked. And he forgot how much gas yeast makes. He shit himself 2x today. All his shit is apparently like fire. Well its full of alchohol so no shit. And his head hurts. Im about ready to get the land lord to kicki him out. He has run off naked on pcp, stole datura seeds thinking they were morning glory seeds, and now made himself into a brewery.

A Reddit-style text post describes a reckless roommate who deliberately introduces brewer’s yeast into his colon and develops auto-brewery syndrome, causing him to become intoxicated constantly. The punchline is the absurd escalation: the roommate has turned his body into a functioning brewery, while also behaving dangerously and bizarrely under the influence of other substances. It is used as a reaction to outrageous, chaotic, or unbelievably stupid behavior. EN: A Reddit-style text post describes a reckless roommate who deliberately introduces brewer’s yeast into his colon and develops auto-brewery syndrome, causing him to become intoxicated constantly. The punchline is the absurd escalation: the roommate has turned his body into a functioning brewery, while also behaving dangerously and bizarrely under the influence of other substances. It is used as a reaction to outrageous, chaotic, or unbelievably stupid behavior.

• @jeppa420 / 32321 2023-12-25