Your Birth Siege Engine

Let’s tattoo these instead. Your grandchildren will bow to your heels & construct monuments to your divine glory & righteous rule. Forget birthstones. What's your birth siege engine? JANUARY Siege tower FEBRUARY Battering ram MARCH Mangonel APRIL Ballista MAY Sambuca JUNE Catapult JULY Artillery cannon AUGUST Siege hook SEPTEMBER Greek fire OCTOBER Trebuchet NOVEMBER Springald DECEMBER Onager

A humorous chart assigns each birth month a medieval siege engine, from a siege tower and battering ram to Greek fire and a trebuchet. The joke parodies birthstone charts by replacing gemstones with absurdly aggressive war machines, making it a reaction to questions about birthdays, astrology, or personal identity. EN: A humorous chart assigns each birth month a medieval siege engine, from a siege tower and battering ram to Greek fire and a trebuchet. The joke parodies birthstone charts by replacing gemstones with absurdly aggressive war machines, making it a reaction to questions about birthdays, astrology, or personal identity.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 15536 2024-03-12