Muslim Programmer Avoids Polymorphism
>be me >muslim programmer >working on a chat bot >need to use polymorphism >polymorphism is haram in Islam >can't use it >have to use switch statements instead >mfw my bot says "Allahu Akbar" to every input C++ 31 KB JPG
A 4chan-style greentext shows a Muslim programmer building a chatbot who avoids polymorphism because it is supposedly haram, replacing it with switch statements. The punchline is that the bot responds “Allahu Akbar” to every input, humorously implying the workaround made the bot absurdly repetitive and religiously themed. EN: A 4chan-style greentext shows a Muslim programmer building a chatbot who avoids polymorphism because it is supposedly haram, replacing it with switch statements. The punchline is that the bot responds “Allahu Akbar” to every input, humorously implying the workaround made the bot absurdly repetitive and religiously themed.
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 7955 2023-10-30
- Template
- 4chan greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×474 · 54.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, ironic
- Language
- en
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