Software Developers as RPG Classes
Barbarian - Only trusts programming languages written before 1990 - Can recite man pages from memory - Only uses DIM; removing hands from keyboard is considered failure Rogue - Spends their day trying to find compromised servers for crypto mining - Outsources their work to low-income contractors - Has never paid for a software license Wizard - Somehow knows every library and framework - Delivers new features daily using the most advanced methods - Their code requires at least 3 developers to debug Cleric - Speaks entirely in references to Clean Code and Design Patterns - Has never written a line of production code without a test - Takes months to deliver a feature, but the edge cases are covered Druid - Manages infra for the the entire org - Reads TCP traces all day for fun - Insists to be addressed by their fursona after hours
A pixel-art RPG class chart humorously assigns exaggerated software engineering stereotypes to Barbarian, Rogue, Wizard, Cleric, and Druid archetypes. The joke is that each developer type has absurdly specific habits, from ancient programming languages and crypto mining to overengineered code, extreme testing, and infrastructure obsession.
pixel-art barbarian / варвар в пиксельной графикеpixel-art rogue / разбойник в пиксельной графикеpixel-art wizard / волшебник в пиксельной графикеpixel-art cleric / жрец в пиксельной графикеpixel-art druid / друид в пиксельной графикеaxe / топорdagger / кинжалstaff / посохrobe / мантияsword / мечbow / лукcomputer programming text / текст о программированииblack text / чёрный текстwhite background / белый фон
- @profunctor_io / 10560 2024-12-10
- @dev_meme / 6461 2024-12-17
- Template
- RPG class meme
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×622 · 96.0 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic
- Language
- en
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