JS Is Like Butt Sex
HaNa says: October 7, 2025 at 9:32 am Access local storage, effectively use the CPU, use the GPU at all. Unless you find a zero day you’re stuck with workarounds like uploading first, cloud storage or rendering in VRML. Main point, JS just sucks balls. JS is like butt sex. The claimed advantage is that it ‘works the same for everyone’ hence better. Nope!
A screenshot of a sarcastic technical comment criticizing JavaScript and its limitations around local storage, CPU and GPU access. The punchline compares JavaScript to butt sex, mocking the claim that its uniform behavior makes it better for everyone. It is shared as a reaction when someone argues that JavaScript’s consistency outweighs its technical frustrations.
dark interface screenshot / скриншот тёмного интерфейсаcomment text / текст комментарияred rectangular outline / красная прямоугольная рамкаdate and timestamp / дата и времяcomputer programming discussion / обсуждение программированияJavaScript reference / упоминание JavaScriptlocal storage reference / упоминание локального хранилищаCPU reference / упоминание процессораGPU reference / упоминание графического процессораcloud storage reference / упоминание облачного хранилищаVRML reference / упоминание VRML
- @dev_meme / 7429 2025-11-17
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