Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Player
Quadruple amputee cornhole player fatally shoots man, authorities say ESPN News Services Mar 24, 2026, 10:00 AM ET A county sheriff's office in Maryland said Monday that a professional cornhole player who is also a quadruple amputee fatally shot a passenger in the front seat of a car he was driving during an argument.
A fake ESPN-style news article reports that a professional cornhole player who is a quadruple amputee fatally shot a passenger during an argument. The joke comes from the absurd contradiction between the player's disability, the shooting, and the ordinary sports context, making it a deadpan parody of breaking-news headlines.
- @eternalclassic / 85450 2026-03-26
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