ChatGPT Added to SQL

SELECT product_id, review_text, prompt('summarize the review in 5 words: ' || review_text) AS review_summary FROM user_reviews by | text | timestamp | summary yrgulation | &gt; In a word, gardening. I&#x27; very fulfilling.<p>M... | 2022-08-22 18:37:49 | Gardening brings fulfillment and joy. paulmd | I actually don&#x27;t know what you mean by that, but,... | 2022-08-22 18:37:46 | Insurance policies generally favor insurers. taylold | 59% of Americans are correct, out dumb! Have they rea... | 2022-08-22 18:37:49 | Americans profit, worry about fairness. Ox457 | Wrong or not, the point is that many websites that decla... | 2022-08-22 18:37:33 | XHTML validation issues frustrated developers. nopehnnope | Some problems with cat:<p> The US had a single nati... | 2022-08-22 18:37:37 | EU diversity complicates potential federation. iahewson | I dunno, I can imagine any of those points being the sub... | 2022-08-22 18:37:27 | Civil suits may target artists' responsibility. idlehand | It took billions of years to get to that point, too. Comple... | 2022-08-15 19:36:48 | Complex life emerged during Cambrian explosion. NeverFade | So we know there is racial discrimination against Asians... | 2022-10-09 14:57:21 | Racial discrimination against Asians acknowledged. Comevius | Tegmark and Musk are both dumb people posing as int... | 2022-10-09 14:57:21 | Tegmark and Musk seek attention. dragontamer | <a href="https://x2F;&x2F;twitter.com&#x2F;... | 2022-09-15 19:15:05 | Musk downplayed COVID-19 severity. pasquinelli | you&#x27;ll get older and things will happen to you. at s... | 2022-10-09 14:57:01 | Aging leads to inevitable limitations. kop316 | heh, right now I have had an issue where in Stripe chec... | 2022-10-09 14:57:16 | Stripe checkout email issue persists. cdiarmand | This assumes that the human can be confined to exp... | 2022-10-09 14:57:17 | Human's mind capacity check for information? O________O | From Glassdoor for related employer:<p> <a href="https... | 2022-10-09 14:56:46 | Company surveillance and review manipulation. rchaud | This is a US lawsuit, filed by a non-Indian Infosys emplo... | 2022-10-09 14:56:49 | US lawsuit against Infosys executives. Filter 100 Rows

A screenshot shows a SQL query using a prompt function to ask an AI to summarize review text, followed by a table of user reviews and generated summaries. The joke is that ChatGPT has been embedded directly into SQL, humorously treating a language model like an ordinary database function; people send this as a reaction to AI being inserted everywhere. EN: A screenshot shows a SQL query using a prompt function to ask an AI to summarize review text, followed by a table of user reviews and generated summaries. The joke is that ChatGPT has been embedded directly into SQL, humorously treating a language model like an ordinary database function; people send this as a reaction to AI being inserted everywhere.

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