Random Trading Algorithm

import random def trading_algorithm_output(): options = ['calls', 'puts'] buy_sell = ['buy', 'sell'] company_names = ['AAPL', 'GOOGL', 'MSFT', 'AMZN', 'TSLA'] meme_stonks = ['GME', 'AMC', 'BB', 'NOK', 'PLTR'] all_companies = company_names + meme_stonks amount = random.randint(1, 10) * 100 action = random.choice(buy_sell) company = random.choice(all_companies) option = random.choice(options) return f"{action} {amount} {company} {option}" if __name__ == "__main__": print(trading_algorithm_output()) ~/Desktop/python: python wsb.py sell 1000 GOOGL puts i posted my patented trading algorithm on r/wallstreetbets. it blew up, but the mods removed it because 1984. since it got taken down, i reuploaded the code. now it is fully optimized. code is picrel (duh)

A screenshot shows Python code that randomly chooses whether to buy or sell options, an investment amount, and a company, including meme stocks. The output recommends “sell 1000 GOOGL puts,” while the post jokingly calls this random script a patented and fully optimized trading algorithm. It is sent as a reaction to absurdly reckless or unserious financial advice.

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