FAANG Interview Bragging Guy

POV: you're at a FAANG interview and this guy sits next to you cc: oh you have PROOF? 🤣 cc: wait...yOu dId wOrK aT NASAAA?!!!! 😱😰 cc: the only reason you got these is cuz you're BLA-

A young man wearing glasses and a patterned shirt sits in an interview waiting area, clutching a laptop covered in stickers and reacting dramatically. He boasts about his credentials, then becomes shocked when the other candidate reveals experience at NASA and Google. The joke parodies an arrogant, insecure applicant who dismisses someone as a community college student and resorts to a racist assumption when confronted with superior credentials.

Oh, are you here for the interviews too? Yeah, wasn't that technical round like a breeze? I already know I'm gonna cruise through these cultural interviews or whatever because the second they look at my github, they're gonna beg for me to work for them. So what school do you go to? Is that like a community college or something? I've never heard of that. Oh it is? How'd you even pass through the resume screening? Oh, you have experience? Yeah, right. Where'd you work McDonald's? NASA! Yeah, and I'm Elon Musk's son. Or you have proof? Or you have your resume right there? No, show me! No, no, no, show, show! Show me your resume. Let me see this. Wait, you did work at NASA? And Google! How do you even get these? You're a community college student! No, no, there's no way. The only reason you got this is because you're black.

• @jemalloc / 444 2021-06-10