Parkour Mistake With a Squirrel

Made a mistake while messing around in my local park. Hey parkour fans, came to Reddit to see how other parkour fans would react. I was messing around in my towns local park and trying to see what cool jumps and sequences I could do. I ended up doing some sort of flip after jumping off this one wall and I landed on a squirrel. I don’t know how it happened but I landed on it and killed it and it was gru some. Immediately after, a family was walking around the corner of the wall so I picked it up and tossed it on top of this one restaurant air vent ( since the wall was the side of a restaurant just outside the park). Ever since then they’ve complained about the smell but I don’t want to mention the dead squirrel now probably stuck in the air duct since they would ask how I knew it was there. I’m thinking a good idea would be to maybe throw another dead critter up there to heighten the smel and maybe point them in the right direction to find it.

A Reddit post describes someone doing parkour in a local park, accidentally landing on and killing a squirrel, then hiding it on a restaurant’s air vent. The narrator suggests adding another dead animal to make the smell worse and help people discover the source, creating an absurdly disturbing punchline. This meme is sent as a reaction to bizarre confessions, dark humor, or escalatingly bad ideas. EN: A Reddit post describes someone doing parkour in a local park, accidentally landing on and killing a squirrel, then hiding it on a restaurant’s air vent. The narrator suggests adding another dead animal to make the smell worse and help people discover the source, creating an absurdly disturbing punchline. This meme is sent as a reaction to bizarre confessions, dark humor, or escalatingly bad ideas.

• @eternalclassic / 77050 2025-10-10