“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled . . . it’s a new dawn.”
A satirical Financial Times-style headline quotes a banker celebrating the ability to use offensive slurs without facing cancellation. The joke mocks reactionary complaints about political correctness and “cancel culture.”
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