The Most Embarrassing Family Story

FINAL "Finally it came up to an end...thank God...I didnt got beated out but it was much worst! I went trough the most embarrassing moment of my life. I knew they would find out sooner or later so I told my father...was a little after I got from school I called my father to my room and closed the door and told him everything (I was really embarassed) I said DAD FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU SWEAR IF I TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU WONT SAY TO ANYBODY he said ok..(I believed)so I closed my eyes and told him IT WAS ME WHO BROKE THE VIDEOGAME BUT I WASN'T ON PURPOSE I CUMMED ON IT! He laughed. Laughed laughed laughed till he cried, then I said: I DIDNT MEAN IT TO HAPPEN, IM REALLY EMBARASSED RIGHT NOW BUT THATS HOW IT HAPPENED, so far all good, he said he would have a way to fix things, he yelled that I was visiting XXX web sites, I will never again get on one of those I swear! We got back at the table and had lauch... I was a little reliefed, you know dads figure things out, BUT I DIDNT THOUGH HE WOULD DO IT THIS WAY! YOU KNWO WHAT HE DID..HE TOLD MY MOTHER...I was on my room and my bed playing my Gameboy when my mother enters with THAT SMILE ON HER FACE with hands with my father she said: I LOVE ME AND YOUR DAD HAVE SOMETHING WE HAVE TO TALK WITH YOU (my soul got off my body that time, I still cant look straight to my mom), THEN THE SEXUAL EDUCATION CLASS STARTED (look the bogus things they said: YOU ARE TURNING INTO A GROWN BOY (my ears started to get red) YOU ARE NOT A LITTLE KID ANYMORE...YOUR BODY WILL HAVE CHANGES YOUR VOICE WILL CHANGE, YOU ARE TURNING INTO A LITTLE TEEN (if they didnt already told me the same thing on school) My mother said: WHEN YOU WANT TO DO THAT... GO TO THE BATH SOE YOU WON'T GET THINGS DIRTY AND AFTER YOU DONE IT WASH YOUR HANDS SO YOU WONT GET THINGS DIRTY WITH IT (you can imagine how I am right now) but the worst is still to come...You wouldnt believe what my mom did:... SHE CALLED ALL MY ANTS(6) AND TOLD I ALREADY MASTURBATE(God how can she do that)SHE TOLD EVEN FOR MY GRANDMA AND FOR THE GIRL THAT WORKS HERE(that is hot!)...(now it is by 16:45 and my grandma already called to say that it is bad to do it...I HAVE NO MORAL WITH MY FAMILY, my mother exposed me to the worst! If I know my family, everybody knows about by now, Im fucked. CONCLUSION OF ALL: MY FATHER GOT IN TO THE STORE AND LET MY DREAMCAST OVER THERE the guy told that the LENS ARE HISTORY AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH A NEW ONE COST...450 REAIS, FOR NOW ONE I AM IN SHOCK WITH MASTURBATION(this will mark my life I know it..every time I fell like it..I always think I can breack something this will be on my life for ever)! FOR EVERYONE IN THIS FORUM WHO TRIED TO HELP ME THANK YOU AND DONT DO IT CLOSE TO YOUR CONSOLES OR IT COULD BREACK (this had to come on the console manual) Thanks friends!"

A long, crudely written confession describes a boy breaking his video game console after ejaculating on it, then telling his father. His father tells the mother, who stages an embarrassing sexual-education intervention and informs the entire family, while the console repair costs 450 reais. The joke is the exaggerated escalation and absurd moral that masturbation can destroy a console; it is shared as an outrageous copypasta or reaction to chaotic internet stories.

• @eternalclassic / 52218 2024-06-07