Dreamcast Ejaculation Story

Dreamcast was such a good console that a boy in my country once ejaculated on it the story is 15 years old but really never gets old thank you internet EDIT: The story itself PART 1 "I Broke my Dreamcast on a foolish accident, my name is Leonan and I am 13 years old. it looks like farfetched but it is the truth. Everything started when I was playing my fake Crazy Taxi game then I went change the CD and swiched it off and took Crazy Taxi of, and the laser case opened (my mistake) so I could put my boot CD. Everybody home decided to leave so I stayed alone in my house, and I wanted to do my homework what. The Dreamcast stayed on the same table as my PC, so I turned it on and got into the webpage, and you know I was doing in front of the monitor... so then I felt that pressure and I couldnt hold it anymore but how I was in front of the monitor I didnt want to have it dirty so on instinct I turned to my left, where the Dreamcast was exactly positioned with the case opened (god dammit bad luck)...thats right.. I CUMMED ON MY DREAMCAST..laugh of this bad luck dude, I don't knwo if I laugh or cry, the lens got all dirty, I cleaned the most that I could but the thing still was on it, it got dry. Now what do I do? I did everything to get this Dreamcast for birthday and it does not have a single month and I already broke it my mother is going to kill me when she finds out that payed 750 reais and I already broke it, it is on warranty but how will I tell the men on the store? How will I clean the lens now? Help me please! I will never masturbate again in my life!"

This Reddit screenshot presents an absurd story about a thirteen-year-old boy accidentally ejaculating onto an open Sega Dreamcast while masturbating near his computer. The joke comes from the exaggerated bad luck, broken English, and dramatic panic over cleaning the console and explaining the damage under warranty. It is shared as an absurd, crude reaction meme about an unbelievably embarrassing accident. EN: This Reddit screenshot presents an absurd story about a thirteen-year-old boy accidentally ejaculating onto an open Sega Dreamcast while masturbating near his computer. The joke comes from the exaggerated bad luck, broken English, and dramatic panic over cleaning the console and explaining the damage under warranty. It is shared as an absurd, crude reaction meme about an unbelievably embarrassing accident.

• @eternalclassic / 52218 2024-06-07