2021 Predictions Timeline

2021 predictions • january: footage of trump being removed from the white house • february: valentines day commercials of people wearing masks during sex • march: popular hazbin hotel artist starts a gofundme for surgery, ppl debate if they deserve money or not • april: new meme called “boinkers” • may: right wing tries to make “confederate memorial day” a national holiday • june: new nintendo mobile game and everyone obsesses with it for two weeks before it gets forgotten • july: popular tumblr user gets called out for visiting family/friends on 4th of july, following week they’re outed as an “osomatsu-san” incest shipper • august: ~The King Wars~ • september: elon musk retweets the “boinkers” meme, effectively killing it. right wing turns it into a hate symbol • october: halloween comes back full force and companies go all out with advertising, but there’s a big covid spike and it gets cancelled again • november: meme about putting your dick in canned cranberry sauce, complete with discussion on whether it could help cure UTIs • december: my chemical romance releases a new album and it hits #1 on most charts

Это шуточная «предсказательная» временная шкала на 2021 год, где по месяцам перечислены абсурдные интернет-события: от удаления Трампа из Белого дома и рекламы секса в масках до мемов, скандалов в Tumblr, всплеска COVID и возвращения My Chemical Romance. Шутка строится на намеренно нелепом сочетании политических новостей, фандомных драм, мемов и явно выдуманных предсказаний, поданных как уверенный прогноз. EN: This is a humorous 2021 prediction timeline that lists absurd internet events month by month, from Trump being removed from the White House and masked-sex commercials to memes, Tumblr scandals, a COVID spike, and My Chemical Romance returning. The joke comes from deliberately combining political news, fandom drama, memes, and obviously fabricated predictions as if they were a confident forecast.

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