Unity CEO Corporate Ladder Rant

>>650564931 # Ill give you the lowdown. >EA CEO leaves EA years back after ruining both it and several smaller game studios via absorbing them and killing their IPs >joins Unity >Becomes CEO of Unity because human predators bred in EA climb the corporate ladder like crackhead spidermonkeys >plan slowly made and set in motion >Unity joins with known malware dev, to see who has a unity devkit or game installed on PC >Unity waits for several successful games to be made using Unity for "free" >Unity merges with Ironsource (| >) >come 6 days ago, EA transplat CEO sells Unity stock and chair, cancels the "free" version of unity while instilling a 0.20$ per install dev-to-Unity fee per game, shadow-shifts the Unity+ subscriptions to Unity Pro (~750$ to ~4500$ change), Unity says that this will be RETROACTIVELY enforced if game is still on "market" (being downloaded even illegally due to their inner call-to-home Unity games have thanks to that malware dev) >it will mostly affect Gachashit, mobileshit, poor quality H-Games and WEGs (thank god), the only decent indie and AA devs left in the industry, as well as any game on this list https://ultimatepopculture.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Unity_games

A long 4chan-style rant explains a conspiracy theory about Electronic Arts and Unity executives, malware-like telemetry, IronSource, and Unity’s controversial runtime fee and subscription changes. The joke is the exaggerated, profane portrayal of corporate executives as predatory schemers, used as a reaction to game-industry greed, Unity backlash, and unpopular business decisions.

• @dustinthehead / 16319 2023-09-16