AGILE Best Practices Meme
We follow bleeding edge best-practices methodologies here, like AGILE: About 400 fucking stale branches (janitor work, not worth my time) Grant admin privileges to all users (move fast and break things) Ignore spellcheck and formatting errors (QA's job is to read, not mine) Lie on status pages to meet SLAs (blame customer's network issues and DNS) Embed bitcoin miners into all applications (sigma grindset + passive income)
A fake list of “AGILE” best practices describes reckless and unethical software engineering practices. The punchline is the acrostic and the deliberately absurd examples, mocking corporate Agile jargon, bad DevOps habits, and tech-bro “sigma grindset” culture. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to dysfunctional development teams or questionable engineering decisions.
software development text / текст о разработке ПОdark gray background / тёмно-серый фонwhite text / белый текстblue letter boxes / синие блоки с буквамиletter A / буква Aletter G / буква Gletter I / буква Iletter L / буква Lletter E / буква Estale branches / устаревшие веткиadmin privileges / права администратораusers / пользователиspellcheck errors / ошибки проверки правописанияformatting errors / ошибки форматированияstatus pages / страницы статусаnetwork issues / проблемы с сетьюDNS / DNSbitcoin miners / майнеры биткоинаapplications / приложения
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 5239 2022-11-05
- @profunctor_io / 8419 2022-11-07
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- image
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- 720×616 · 56.1 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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