AGILE Best Practices Gone Wrong
We follow bleeding edge best-practices methodologies here, like AGILE: About 400 fucking stale branches (janitor work, not worth my time) Grant admin privileges to all users (move fast and break things) Ignore spellcheck and formatting errors (QA's job is to read, not mine) Lie on status pages to meet SLAs (blame customer's network issues and DNS) Embed bitcoin miners into all applications (sigma grindset + passive income)
A darkly humorous list presents unethical and incompetent software-development practices as if they were examples of Agile methodology. The punchline mocks corporate buzzwords, poor security, dishonesty, neglect of quality assurance, and cryptocurrency abuse by spelling AGILE through the intentionally awful practices.
software development text / текст о разработке программного обеспеченияdark gray background / тёмно-серый фонblue letter boxes / синие блоки с буквамиwhite text / белый текстstale Git branches / устаревшие ветки Gitadministrator privileges / права администратораspellcheck errors / ошибки проверки орфографииstatus page / страница статусаDNS issues / проблемы DNSbitcoin miners / майнеры биткоинаparentheses / круглые скобки
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