Drone Raises the Rent
>recently moved out >kind of live in the ghetto, but its ok because of cheap rent >lots of crackheads around at night being loud >idea >buy a drone with a speaker >pay a voice actor on fiver to record a few lines >fly the drone by the crackheads >drone says we have been monitoring you. leave the restricted area immediately. >crackheads disperse. >do this for a month straight. >no more loud crackheads at night. >just renewed my rent its gone up 30 percent
A recently moved-out person living in a cheap neighborhood uses a drone with a speaker and a fake surveillance warning to scare away noisy people at night. The joke is that the successful scheme makes the area seem safer, causing the landlord to raise the rent by 30 percent. EN: A recently moved-out person living in a cheap neighborhood uses a drone with a speaker and a fake surveillance warning to scare away noisy people at night. The joke is that the successful scheme makes the area seem safer, causing the landlord to raise the rent by 30 percent.
- @eternalclassic / 47477 2024-03-07
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- absurd, sarcastic
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