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Cheap Rent Through Landlord Benefits

Cheap Rent Through Landlord Benefits

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ULPT To Getting Cheap Rent Home & Garden This is something I did when I was younger. I knew girls that got free rent for banging their landlord and I knew a couple of escorts very well. Landlords didn’t seem to correlate the value of one fuck a month with their tenant with the value of banging a hooker once a month. The idea of fucking a tenant, values way higher on a landlords mind. So I paid a hooker to be my pretend gf once a month and the landlord thought she was my gf. He thought he was cucking me and i was his bitch. Yet i was paying the hooker $250 a month to fuck him and I would get free rent, saving $500.
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A screenshot of a Reddit post describes an unethical scheme for getting cheaper rent. The narrator pays an escort to pretend to be his girlfriend so the landlord will have sex with her, believing he is humiliating the narrator; in reality, the narrator receives free rent and saves $500. The joke is the landlord’s mistaken sense of power and the narrator’s elaborate reversal. EN: A screenshot of a Reddit post describes an unethical scheme for getting cheaper rent. The narrator pays an escort to pretend to be his girlfriend so the landlord will have sex with her, believing he is humiliating the narrator; in reality, the narrator receives free rent and saves $500. The joke is the landlord’s mistaken sense of power and the narrator’s elaborate reversal.

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