Girlfriend's Tinder Account as Business

I found my girlfriend’s Tinder account. Most men would see betrayal. I saw an undeveloped asset. She had 42 matches. I saw 42 potential new clients. I made a first move for her and set up a date with every one of the guys approaching her. This will build her confidence AND give me spare time to work on my businesses The dating location? My restaurant. The appetizers take an hour to prepare and the parking costs $40. I also charge a mandatory 25% service fee The guys are not happy with the place my GF chose. But every gentleman understands with great risks comes great rewards. Each date she goes on generates $150 in high-margin revenue for my portfolio. I don't think you understand Just look at the amount of shareholder value I created. 40 men got a match my GF would otherwise ignored. (I rejected 2 because they are high-risk customers) My GF gets to explore her options and building her confidence. I also get to beta test a new customer acquisition funnel for my restaurant. This is the story of how I turned my biggest liability into my most profitable asset. Follow me for more financial advice.

Мем оформлен как скриншот публикации в соцсети, где мужчина описывает Tinder-совпадения своей девушки языком стартапов, инвестиций и ресторанного бизнеса. Абсурдная шутка в том, что он воспринимает её свидания и потенциальную измену не как личную ситуацию, а как воронку привлечения клиентов и источник дохода. Такой мем отправляют как реакцию на чрезмерно циничный, предпринимательский взгляд на отношения.

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