Five Scoops of Energy Drink Powder
Anonymous 08/29/23(Tue)01:06:26 No.74546435 >be me >be bored at work >see energy drink powder >in break room >make myself a energy drink >dont read instructions >use five scoops 16 KB JPG >drink the whole thing in one go >read instructions >mfw i just drank 1000mg caffeine Its 1 am and I cant sleep Why am I like this
A greentext post shows an anonymous worker mixing an energy drink with five scoops of powder, drinking it all at once, and only then reading the instructions. The punchline is that the drink contains 1000 mg of caffeine, leaving the narrator unable to sleep at 1 a.m.; it is used as a self-deprecating reaction to impulsive or foolish decisions.
- @eternalclassic / 40716 2023-10-23
- Template
- greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×563 · 54.7 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, self-deprecating
- Language
- en
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