Paid Her to Crack Yakuzа

I'm the guy that paid $500 for EMPRESS to crack Yakuza, Resident Evil 8, and FarCry 6. I also would regularly send her $200 membership fees to be in her secret discord and I would also just randomly send her $1000 a few times because I liked it when she said nice things about me. Overall I probably gave her around $10,000 over the past year or so. Anyway a few months ago I asked her if it would be possible for me to buy her underwear off her and she banned me from all her communities and blocked my email. I've tried emailing her using different emails to apologise but she never responds. I'm willing to pay for Persona 5 crack (I would've done it anyway) I just need you guys to help me get back in her good books. If anyone could help this post to get to her (she'll know who I am, her email is empress8@protonmail.com) or if you're in The Fireplace you could reach out to her on my behalf, I'd greatly appreciate it, I'll pay for the Persona 5 crack. Tell her I'm so so sorry I was way out of line I should never have asked her of that and I will remember my place from now on.

A 4chan-style post shows an anime girl beside a long confession from a man who paid a game cracker thousands of dollars, joined her private Discord, and sent her gifts. He is then banned after asking to buy her underwear and tries to recruit strangers to apologize and regain access, even offering to pay for a Persona 5 crack. The joke is the absurdly entitled, parasocial escalation and the desperate attempt to use money and anonymous internet users to fix a boundary violation.

• @eternalclassic / 28381 2023-02-24