AWS Charges 33 Cents Forever

>be me >deleted AWS account 6 years ago >Bezos still bills my card $0.33 every single month >literally no way to stop it >try contacting customer support >"please log into your account to open a support ticket" >I CANT LOG IN THE ACCOUNT DOES NOT EXIST YOU BRAINLET >support rep bot loops back to login page >try doing credit card chargebacks >bank forces me to file manual >paperwork every single month for thirty three cents >spending 2 hours of my life monthly to save 33 cents is making me lose my mind >decide to report card stolen and get a brand new card number >first of the month rolls around >notification pops up on phone >"Pending charge: $0.33 - Amazon Web Services" >credit card companies automatically update recurring billers with your new card info >mfw i will be paying Jeff $0.33 a month until i die

A distressed man cries while an anonymous poster describes being trapped in an endless cycle of tiny Amazon Web Services charges. After deleting the AWS account, contacting support, disputing the charge, and even replacing the card, the recurring $0.33 payment keeps returning because the card company updates recurring billing information. The joke is an absurd exaggeration of customer-service bureaucracy and an unstoppable subscription, used as a reaction to infuriating recurring charges or technical support loops.

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