Thirteen-Year-Old Drug Dealer
>Be me >At walmart >Carry 500 dollars worth of groceries >At checkout >Card gets declined cuz my bitch ass dad closed my bank account >About to cry and break down >“ay lemme take it from here” >Someone behind me says >Its a kid who deadass looks to be 13 >Pays for the groceries >“Hey thank you” >“You’re welcome” >“Hey you had to pay a lot for that, what is you do?” >“im a drug dealer” Holy shit so shit so fucking cool
A muscular man at a Walmart checkout is embarrassed when his card is declined because his father closed his bank account. A 13-year-old-looking kid pays for his groceries, then casually says he is a drug dealer, turning an awkward situation into an absurdly cool punchline. The meme is used as a reaction to unexpectedly impressive, suspicious, or badass behavior. EN: A muscular man at a Walmart checkout is embarrassed when his card is declined because his father closed his bank account. A 13-year-old-looking kid pays for his groceries, then casually says he is a drug dealer, turning an awkward situation into an absurdly cool punchline. The meme is used as a reaction to unexpectedly impressive, suspicious, or badass behavior.
muscular man / мускулистый мужчинаyoung boy / маленький мальчикWalmart checkout / касса Walmartgroceries / продуктыshopping cart / тележка для покупокbank card / банковская картаcash register / кассовый аппаратblack-and-white photo / чёрно-белая фотографияgreen text / зелёный текстgrocery payment / оплата продуктов
- @eternalclassic / 22416 2022-11-02
- @deenya_md / 1069 2022-11-03
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- 4chan greentext
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- absurd, sarcastic
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- en
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