Minecraft Update With No Features
My kids just asked why there was a Minecraft update with no features and what a “Log4J” was, and I have been preparing my whole life for this. I had to start at the beginning with C format strings. I should be able to get to Java and jar files by midnight.
A parent jokes that their children asked about Minecraft’s featureless update and the Log4J vulnerability. They dramatically describe teaching them programming from C format strings through Java and JAR files, as if preparing for an overnight technical lecture. The meme is sent as a reaction to deep expertise, overly elaborate explanations, or excitement about finally sharing niche knowledge with family.
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- @profunctor_io / 7550 2021-12-14
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