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Shark Attack Statistical Defense

Shark Attack Statistical Defense

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AUSTRALASIA Woman shouts ‘I still love sharks’ as she is pulled from sea after being bitten by one If this ain't me Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK if an animal kills me, that was on ME, it caught ME slackin. let it eat me
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A screenshot juxtaposes a shark-attack news headline with increasingly absurd reactions from people defending sharks. The joke is about extreme animal advocacy and refusing to blame a shark even while being fatally injured. It is sent as a reaction to someone rationalizing obvious danger or defending something that has harmed them.

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news headline / заголовок новостиsocial media post / пост в соцсетиwoman being rescued / спасаемая женщинаshark / акулаsea / мореbeach / пляжmissing leg / отсутствующая ногаblood / кровьinjured person / раненый человекtext captions / текстовые подписиprofile avatars / аватары профилейfollow buttons / кнопки подписки
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#shark#акула#shark attack#нападение акулы#animal lover#защита животных#absurd#абсурд#dark humor#черный юмор#reaction#реакция#ironic#ирония#defending the attacker#оправдание#statistical#news screenshot#скриншот#social media#мем#funny#сарказм
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567×800 · 71.0 KiB
Mood
absurd, sarcastic
Language
en
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