Wrocław Massage Parlour Rant

Massage parlour I was in wroclaw last month and googled tantric massage, there was one near the centre (it's the only one, the city is small), called Magic Touch (I could be wrong about the name completely) I think, you can't be wrong if it's a different one because there is only one in the centre and possibly in all of wroclaw. Anyway I called and made an appointment and was directed to the entrance and up 3 or 4th floor. The girl explained to me about the massage and that the last ten minutes would be massaging my (I forgot the polish word but it sounded like groin I think), at which point I asked if my penis would be massaged for the happy end and she clarified that no, this is not allowed and will not happen. Needless to say Idk how the people live there, there is now way to get laid. It's worse than Ohio USA. And Warsaw isn't much better except you got 3-4 places in town you can hand jobs for 70-100 dollars per session which I also find ridiculous as opposed to most of western europe and UK. I moved to Colombia since and we have another problem here on our hands there are just too many girls of all ages shapes and sizes. Poland sucks completely, with all the western dudes now trying to get some pussy or some ukrainian pussy is a sorry ass country in my option. I think this religion makes and forces good men turn trance and homo because of the government church restrictions. Sad for them.

A forum user recounts misunderstanding a tantric massage service in Wrocław, where he expected a sexual “happy end” but was told it was not allowed. He then exaggerates that Poland is impossible for dating and contrasts it with Ohio, Warsaw, and Colombia. The joke is the absurdly entitled rant and its crude, stereotypical view of sex tourism and relationships. EN: A forum user recounts misunderstanding a tantric massage service in Wrocław, where he expected a sexual “happy end” but was told it was not allowed. He then exaggerates that Poland is impossible for dating and contrasts it with Ohio, Warsaw, and Colombia. The joke is the absurdly entitled rant and its crude, stereotypical view of sex tourism and relationships.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 16091 2024-04-13