Free Wi-Fi Telemetry Joke
>>98619137 If you want to drive mac users crazy offer free public wifi but with the Apple telemetry endpoint IP ranges throttled to 9600bps. Their system will be crazy unresponsive and none of them will know why.
A text-only forum post jokes about offering Mac users free public Wi‑Fi while secretly throttling Apple telemetry endpoint IP ranges to an extremely slow 9600 bps. The punchline is that their systems would become inexplicably unresponsive, creating absurd technical frustration for users who would not know the cause. EN: A text-only forum post jokes about offering Mac users free public Wi‑Fi while secretly throttling Apple telemetry endpoint IP ranges to an extremely slow 9600 bps. The punchline is that their systems would become inexplicably unresponsive, creating absurd technical frustration for users who would not know the cause.
computer interface / интерфейс компьютераforum post / сообщение на форумеtext block / текстовый блокpublic Wi-Fi / публичный Wi‑FiApple telemetry / телеметрия AppleIP address ranges / диапазоны IP-адресовnetwork connection / сетевое соединениеslow data transfer / медленная передача данныхMac computer / компьютер Mac
- @gentoomemes / 9041 2024-01-29
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