Cinema Corn Diarrhea Story

When this movie came out I had eaten a whole bunch of pepperonis and 2 cans of corn and then went to see it in the theater, and I had the worst stomach twisting bone dry fart I've ever had in the theater and then a huge solid turd shit out followed by the worst warm undigested corn diarrhea you can imagine into my pants. I was wearing jeans so it didn't even go onto the seat, it was at least a half a gallon right into my pants. I remember this big bearded guy gagging hard and a big wet fart snapped out of my dump hole as I stood up. This all took place when the CG thumb people were doing their shenanigans, but I was farting nonstop before that for the entire movie. I ended up leaving my brown butt lava corn pants on the floor of the bathroom and sitting on the toilet as my mom went next door and bought a pair of green womans pants for me to leave with. And then I got a huge boner because it was womans pants. Literally sides in orbit from this post man 10/10

An anonymous poster recounts an absurd and increasingly disgusting cinema accident involving pepperoni, corn, explosive diarrhea, soiled pants, and a bizarre sexual punchline. The reply says the story is so outrageous that it sends the reader’s sides into orbit, rating it 10/10. It is used as a reaction to an exceptionally unhinged or funny copypasta. EN: An anonymous poster recounts an absurd and increasingly disgusting cinema accident involving pepperoni, corn, explosive diarrhea, soiled pants, and a bizarre sexual punchline. The reply says the story is so outrageous that it sends the reader’s sides into orbit, rating it 10/10. It is used as a reaction to an exceptionally unhinged or funny copypasta.

• @eternalclassic / 27199 2023-01-31