Thai Wedding Entertainment Menu

Looking for weddings in Thailand and came across this. I’m concerned. ENTERTAINMENT Acoustic 3 hours DJ 2 hours Band 2 hours Sax 2 hours Percussion 2 hours Violin 2 sets of 20 minutes Singer 2 sets of 20 minutes Fireshow 1 25 mns, 3 dancers, Thai Fireshow 2 25 mns, 5 dancers - Thai - highly recommended Fireshow 2 25mns, 5 dancers Thai, tailor a name on fire - starting price adjusted by the number of letters requested International lady fire show 1 performer, 15 minutes Dancer International dancer x1 (can be more dancer) Erotic show 20 mns, 2 international ladies, interaction with the guest to touch the performers, non sexual show Sensual Shibari 30 mins for rigger and model - non sexual show Yummy Milk show 1 mistress and 1 cat - 30 mns - non sexual show Work shop on flagellation 1 mistress and 1 cat - 45 to 1 hour - non sexual show Seductive Strip dance 1 performer, 2 songs - non sexual show Wax play 1 mistress and 1 cat - 30 mns - non sexual show

A screenshot shows a wedding entertainment schedule in Thailand, listing ordinary musical acts alongside increasingly bizarre fire, fetish, and erotic-themed performances. The joke is the escalating absurdity and the repeated insistence that explicitly suggestive activities are “non sexual,” prompting the caption writer to say they are concerned. It is shared as a reaction to an outrageous, suspicious, or unexpectedly strange menu. EN: A screenshot shows a wedding entertainment schedule in Thailand, listing ordinary musical acts alongside increasingly bizarre fire, fetish, and erotic-themed performances. The joke is the escalating absurdity and the repeated insistence that explicitly suggestive activities are “non sexual,” prompting the caption writer to say they are concerned. It is shared as a reaction to an outrageous, suspicious, or unexpectedly strange menu.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 15923 2024-04-04