Cat Brings Home Dead Bird
>Cat brings me dead bird >Google why he did that >Read online that cats see humans as other cats >They bring you dead animals because they think you are a dumb cat that cannot hunt >I place 25 glue traps around my house >Bring my cat 2-4 live mice per day so he knows I hunted them Take that, fucker. I'm a better cat than you, shithead.
A gray-and-white cat crouches over a dead mouse beside a human hand, while a 4chan-style greentext explains that cats bring dead animals to people because they think humans cannot hunt. The punchline is that the owner retaliates by trapping live mice and bringing them to the cat to prove that they are the better hunter, turning affectionate cat behavior into a ridiculous rivalry.
- @rzeczyzabawne / 15706 2024-03-23
- Template
- 4chan greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×185 · 32.7 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
- Added
